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Harold Moret
A Bottle of Wine
After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers.
The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt .. This must be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the rest of our days'.
Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'
The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'
She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man.
The man asks , 'Aren't you having any?'
The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'
MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.
Cheers,Glynis J. Senegal
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night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin
his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money so she
would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to
raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was
born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card,
and write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for the child
support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home
to his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange
post card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later," he
said. The wife did and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white and fainted. On the card it was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send
extra sauce."
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